Nene J.

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I'm Nene J. Phillips & I'm simply complex. Stop trying to pigeonhole me & you'll understand me. I don't take stuff from anyone & I'll respect you. I'm not about drama unless it's on stage.

Biochemistry/Theater major, dancer, actress, artist, writer, photographer. Former child protege & "Suni Malone" star of the Internet hit Shady Lanez.

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If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]
Downstairs Bathroom
19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet
Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.Son: Just give me a little privacy.Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.
2 minutes later
Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

"It’s seeping into my drywall!" Classic!

    collegehumor:

    If These Walls Could Talk [Click for more]

    Downstairs Bathroom

    19-year-old son stumbles in and flops onto the toilet

    Toilet Wall: Code Red, everyone. Code Red! 
    Mirror Wall: He just stuffed a Chipotle bag in the trash. We’re in this for the long haul, boys.
    Son: Ugh, leave me alone! I need to concentrate. 
    Picture Wall: Then don’t start playing Tiny Wings this time. Last time you were here for half an hour.
    Mirror Wall: We nearly died of suffocation.
    Son: This is my bathroom and I’ll take however long I want.
    Toilet Wall: At least give us a courtesy flush.
    Son: Just give me a little privacy.
    Picture Wall: I have an idea. Have your dad build an outhouse in the backyard. Win-win.
    Son: It’s the middle of the winter. I’d freeze to death.
    Mirror Wall: Better than suffocating to death.
    Son: Look, no one’s enjoying this. But the sooner you quit bugging me the faster I’ll be.
    Toilet Wall: He has us cornered. Radio silence, fellas.

    2 minutes later

    Picture Wall: The smell. It’s… it’s seeping into my drywall. [Keep Reading]

    "It’s seeping into my drywall!" Classic!

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